How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
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Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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