i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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