Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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