I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
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