WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
