apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
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I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
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You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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