Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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