May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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