Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Randomize
