I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I need moral support for this bender
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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