His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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