You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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