Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
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My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
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why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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