Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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