so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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