The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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