So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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