Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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