Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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