ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
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i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
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I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
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