i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
"it" just moved
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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