Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
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i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
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You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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