So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
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