did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
there is puke in my bra ... again
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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