I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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