i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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