My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
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Clothes are such an inconvenience.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
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I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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