You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
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next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
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Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl