So gin and wine won't be happening again
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped