i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
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