David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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