why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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