I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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