it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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