are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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