She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
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