i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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