i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
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yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
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I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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