Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
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and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
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i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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