im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
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Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
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This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
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