what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
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