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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
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Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
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I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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