I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
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I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
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Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
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We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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