she was so not down for the gang bang
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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