just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
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A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
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My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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