There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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