some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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