i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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