I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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