I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
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its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
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You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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