sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
so explain again why im purple
no
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
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apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
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I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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