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I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
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IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
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Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
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