of course. lets lasso hookers.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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