you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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