I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
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Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
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I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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