but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
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At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
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Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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