Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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