i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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