I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
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