so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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